Religiously Scientific ?!?

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Wesley ended up at the Loch Ness Lake and was looking around for Nessie - the monster, when he met someone else instead.

Wesley: Hello there!
Peter: Hi. Nice outfit! You must be one of the locals?
Wesley: No, I’m from Shanghai. I’m visiting.
Peter: Shanghai? Oh yes, you look just like Wesley.
Wesley: I AM Wesley, nice to meet you.
Peter: Peter Ko, from Hong Kong. Nice to meet you, too. But you are not Wesley, aren’t you?
Wesley: I am. Why?
Peter: Because it’s now 2005! Wesley must have been dead! Well, if he’s human.
Wesley: What? It’s 2005?
Peter: Don’t tell me you travel forward in time!
Wesley: That might be it! Why? You don’t believe?
Peter: Well…
Wesley: You sound like you’re one of them.
Peter: Them who?
Wesley: People like my girlfriend, who are simply, religiously scientific.
Peter: And my wife should love talking to you. She is one of your kind.
Wesley: Is she here?
Peter: Yes, we’re trying to make up for our honeymoon… I missed out on it.
Wesley: How so?
Peter: Well, I traveled back in time…
Wesley: Hahaha…
Peter: Stop laughing! One day I’ll find out the science behind all these fantastic alien stories.
Wesley: Good luck! I just hope you’ll be less scientific sometimes! Imagination is not always bad.
Peter: Thank you! But would it be much nicer to have a logical base?
Albert Einstein: The religion of the future will be a cosmic religion. The religion which is based on experience, which refuses dogmatism.
Peter: Einstein? But you are…
Wesley: He must also be travelling through time!
Einstein: Fellas, remember what I said?
Wesley: Eh…
Peter: Forgive him. He wasn’t too much into science.
Einstein: Well… All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man’s life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom.
Peter: We believe you!
Wesley: So are you gentlemen going to join me?
Peter and Einstein: To?
Wesley: Finding Nessie!